Desperadoes tangle with Machine

Last night the Dome Mountain Desperadoes traveled to Moncton to play the Machine for their only match so far this season.

It was not a pretty sight, let me tell you, as 54000 fans came to watch the Machine play. As has been the norm for the last few games the weather was perfect and sunny.

Th dwarves as ordered made multiple blocks again and again against the vicious Chaos Warriors only to have them get back up.

Lord Borak the Despoiler was ejected for throwing and illegal Block against # 16 Haden Blockbuster. Luckily Haden survived the hit with no serious side effects. The same could not be said for #10 MoM as Benjamin Longstockings received a terrible wound that may reoccur at any time (NIGGLING) from#55 of the Desperadoes, Rufus Buck.

Touchdowns are something that the Dwarves rarely score, and yet in their last three games they have scores seven times!

What is the Cause of this incredible change? One can only guess. Bonzai Bob says that its the cereal the eat: SHREDDERS part of a balanced nutritional breakfast. Sheddies is available at all fine grocers in you area. Just ask for it by Name...."Sheddies".

Sorry for the plug boys and girls.

The score of this evil game was 3-0 for the Machine (sniff, sniff) smells like a skunk ladies and gentlemen...

 


By the Dread Lord's accounting it was a two to one victory for the mighty chaos! With two of the runties going down for the count and only one feeble attempt to keep Marshall Bill Tilghman out of the game. The Machine will feel the affects of this game forever! Chaos marches on!

John-Henry Tunstall, The Dread Lord of Dome Mountain 


TDs

MOM#14x2, #12

Cas 's

#10 MOM , DES #56 #55

Comps

MOM#9x2#12 , DES #2x2

Interceptions

MOM #13

MVPs

MOM #4 , DES #54,32,2,19

Skill Rolls

DMD #2 block, #54 very long legs, #55 Guard #32 Block

MOM #4 (diving tackle)

Money

DMD 60k, MOM 90k

FF

DMD+2 (HOF & Charity Match cards)